LINCTUS: THE BONKERS BREW

So you've stumbled upon a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your taste buds because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is gooey, like a potion brewed in a mad scientist's lab. It tastes terrible and smells worse. But hey, it might just knock that cough right out of ya! One sip and you might see things a little differently. The